skinny fat

Akashi-ed the other day. The cod was fab, literally. It's because of these indulges I have been gaining weight. Partly also due to me binging recently, whenever I see food, i eat. I mistook the sponge for washing dishes as a piece of sponge cake the other day. Don't judge me. I didn't have my glasses. Same difference? Sponge = sponge cake. There.

2 weeks ago: 39kg

Now: 41.5kg

somebody kill me

I've become a grotesque being that drowned herself in the world of food. Shit I can't help it! I feel a little odd today. For the record, I didn't eat egg today. So happens I did not eat in the canteen; means no egg. So happens I did not eat at home today; means no egg, again. Maybe that is why i feel so odd now. I have no qualms about me gaining prolly another pound or two in the following week. Watch me get fat. People should hold up a competition-

"The Best Skinny Fat Eater"

You are skinny(technically) but you eat like you are fat(hypothetically)

No shit, my GP teacher, the cute panda I mentioned about, scolded me for eating in class today, coincidentally "Hello Panda". I wonder if you get the joke :/ He said he'd deduct 2 marks from my GP essay. Fuck you.

I hope this weight thing is April's Fool from God to me.

haha, good joke God. Good Friday's tomorrow.